Best FMLs today
From FMyLife user anne
Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML
From FMyLife user nitroman64
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
From FMyLife user ReallyTHANX
Today, I found out my father has a mistress. My mother didn't get mad. She said she cheated on him more than enough 22 years ago. I am 23. FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Have one more week at my internship (out of eight); perfect time to check out… except for the fact that I checked out seven weeks ago. MLIG
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Yesterday, my phone broke. Then, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with three girls in the past month. Not the best day. FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Yesterday, my phone broke. Also, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with three girls in the past month. Not the best day. FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
As a mathematics major, I’m afraid I won’t get into any math grad schools. I’m a rising senior, my grades are horrid, and my too-ambitious JP failed. FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Wondering if my period will still be synced up with my roommate’s when we get back. I miss that solidarity. MLICurious
From FMyLife user college kid
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
From FMyLife user H2eww
Today, I was feeling sick, so I decided to take a warm bath. Little did I know, my city's water system was flushing, and the tub was filled with red-brown, silty water. I'm even sicker now. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, while at my grandmother's, I decided to take a relaxing bath in her jacuzzi tub. After I was done, my grandmother said, "You know, some of my best orgasms have been in that tub." FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
When will nice guys stop thinking that they always finish last? There are plenty of nice girls out there who would love to date you. FYLs
From FMyLife user ick
Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Just found out my sister’s fiancé may be a cousin of the guy I really like. MLIIncestuous
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I can’t remember if I first watched porn when I was twelve or when I was thirteen. There’s no option for “12-13.” MLIA
From FMyLife user Ganesh
Today, my uncle passed away, leaving me an inheritance of $800, and his forty-seven cats. FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I go to a different school, but I still enjoy PrincetonFML. Since it’s the summer, I can understand most of the posts without having to Google terms like “Frist,” “Dean’s Date,” and “Tiger Inn.” MSummerLIBetter
From FMyLife user Tree
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
Guys, it’s just you who can’t help it but look at a girl’s boobs when they are flashing right infront of you. Girls do it too to other girls. I don’t know why but we do. MLIA
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
It’s 8 hours till my back-to-back finals begin….. have i started studying yet? fuck no i’m playing the Jersey Shore Drinking Game. FML
From FMyLife user pissed
Today, I returned home from a very short trip. My boyfriend promised to take care of my dog while I was gone. When I got inside, I found poop and pee all over my bed, couch, and my Italian leather lounge, leaving me nowhere to sleep and a huge mess to clean up. At least my dog is still alive. FML
From FMyLife user ahofosho
Today, my father asked me to explain to him what a woman's orgasm feels like because he "likes to learn new things every day." FML
From FMyLife user anonymous
Today, I found out I am pregnant. My fiancé called off our engagement yesterday. Surprise! FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I spend way too much time at work on PrincetonFML instead of actually working. FML/MLIG?
From FMyLife user MLZ
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
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