From Brown FML user Anonymous
Here’s to a 2010 filled with more submissions that make me laugh until I nearly pee myself. Happy New Year!
-The Moderator
From Brown FML user Anonymous
Spending New Year’s eve home while my mom sleeps cause she has the flu and I am going to bed early… FML but Happy New Year to all!
From FMyLife user Moosh
Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML
From Brown FML user Anonymous
Pauly D from Jersey Shore is from Providence and sometimes DJs at Fishco. MLIG
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML
From FMyLife user thatsjustlovely
Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, I was forced to spend New Years Eve with my strict/conservative parents in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. If I had nothing else, I looked forward to watching the ball drop in NYC. As the seconds counted down the T.V. shut off. Parental controls shut down cable at midnight. FML
From FMyLife user nobffs
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
From FMyLife user _akwardsituation
Today, I realized the odd smell I've been trying to get out of the house is coming from me. FML
From FMyLife user welted
Today, my fiance and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML
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