From Twitter user Hannie_colos
I think I NEED to buy tv hits more often .. Just for the posters. Can you believe the cobra issue doesn't even have a poster of cobra? #fml
From Twitter user LeBlackDhalia
Dammnt! I can't find my eye mask , I'm not gettn any sleep tonite #FML moment
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I tried to unlock my bike and my key started breaking instead of turning the lock. If the key broke, I would be fucked because my bike’s not registered. FMKey
However, I stopped turning the key and was able to pull it out before it finally broke off in the lock. Then I also found a spare key. Thank the Lord! MLIG
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I left my door taped today so my friend could pick up his stuff from my room while I was gone. Today was also the day that Fire Safety came. This is like the third time this has happened this year. FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Buildup, buildup, buildup, tension mounting — explode, release. FYDirtyMind, MPostrockLIG
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I’m in love with one of my friends, and I just found out that she likes me too. MLIG!
But, I’ve never dated a black girl before, and I honestly don’t know what my parents or friends from home would say. FML?
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
I now have an awesome drive and enthusiasm that I know will disappear after my first actual assignment or midterm, and with it my happiness and sense of well-being. FML again
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, I tripped over and broke my ankle. Despite begging every passer-by for help back up, they wouldn't help me because they thought I was playing an April Fool's joke. FML
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
I am a guy and lately I’ve been wanting to explore my sexuality with another guy. I don’t know if it falls under FML, MLIG, MLIA, or MLIConfusing.
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Some guy tried to rob me in Brooklyn the other day. He said, “Don’t move!” while holding some unidentified object in his jacket pocket. I said, “You too.” MLIG
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