From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I haven’t had sex since Valentine’s Day. FML
It was breakup sex. FML²
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Saw a really gorgeous girl at Houseparties who isn’t in my club. Found out that she came as a guest with her boyfriend who is in my club. FML/MLIA
From Yale FML user Anonymous
I’ve gotten my hopes up so high about this guy that I can’t do anything but think about us in a relationship. FML.
From Twitter user neldoush
@miss_cg just ppl in general, i gotta go to bed cuz tomorrow is library until the sun goes down :( #FML
From Twitter user MzGiGGlez89
ME & DHA HUSBAND JUST GOT IN THE BRIB_SMH! NIKKASZ DEAD WENT TO 42 TO SEE FREDDY KRUGER MOVIE AND SHIT WAS SOLD OUT ALL OVER!! _WTF! #FML
From Twitter user BrintCity
Finally made it to the club. #FML for getting a Flat on the highway!
From Twitter user RedBoneLuvv
Cn sumbdy pls tell me wat #FML means... I feel extra dum wen I c it,cnt neva figure it out..Sumbdy help me?!?!?!?!? :\
From Twitter user lauralovesart
grrr...i ordered a new bedspread and pillow shams through a catalog...but it seems...only 1 pillow sham came in the package #fml
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
My best friend/ex-girlfriend came to town today. I still have feelings for her and planned on telling her after we have dinner tomorrow night. Unfortunately, she now has a new boyfriend. FML
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
I lost my motivation to study and get good grades. I dont want to drop out. MLIA. What’s you motivation to study and get good grade?
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