From UCSD FML user Anonymous
Question for UCSDFMLers: If everyone back in HS looked the same as the people here at UCSD, is that still Tritoneye? MLIA (or FML?.
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
Today I went to close the blinds, looking outside the window I immediately thought, “Woah! Nice graphics.” Then I was like WTF FML.
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
Any whores wanna fuck this week? Need to blow off some steam. Mlia
From FMyLife user staciedee
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. So much for being cute. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter, and then he drove off crying without his food. FML
From Yale FML user Anonymous
If he doesn’t pursue you, it means he’s not interested. Despite whatever vague signals he may have made in the recent past. FML.
From Yale FML user Anonymous
I thought going home for the summer would help recharge my batteries after a draining semester. Instead, I’m more unmotivated than ever even though grad school applications need to get done, and soon. FML.
From FMyLife user apz
Today, I realized that not only does my girlfriend still hang out with her ex-boyfriend's family, she'd rather hang out with them than meet my family. FML
From FMyLife user effme
Today, I spent ages applying for a scholarship on-line. I found out on the very last page that I do not meet the qualifications for it. FML
From FMyLife user AbFlab
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
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