From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I usually have trouble understanding things at my internship abroad, but today I completely comprehended the contents of one long conversation. It was about the new Twilight movie. FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I thought that I would be productive this summer at Princeton. However, all I can seem to do is watch porn and masturbate. Wtf? FMLIA
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
Red pants won’t look at me…..but I can still see in your window. MLIA
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
Got kicked out of EDC for rollin too hard and have had horrible headaches since. Drug use is life abuse kiddies. FML.
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
My boyfriend wants to date me but doesn’t want to hang out with me. FML
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
Red pants won’t look at me, but I can see you through your window. MLIFuckingAwesomeBlossom
From UCSD FML user Anonymous
Guys must think I am really hot. They avoid looking at me like I’m the sun. FML.
From FMyLife user TrulyTristen
Today, my dad told me to come outside and help him with something. I went outside with him and he took his shirt off, telling me to shave his back. In the front yard. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, I found out that my dentist, who I've been sleeping with, doesn't actually care about me - he's actually been using our affair to prove to his wife that he's not gay. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, I just found out that the girl I've been trying to ask out for the past month has just started to date my ex-roommate, who's a bit of a Don Juan. The icing on the cake? This weekend he's taking her to a date spot I mentioned months ago in casual conversation. FML
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