From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Having just graduated, I’m beginning to see that I didn’t appreciate Princeton enough while I was there. FMLINostalgic
From FMyLife user Rawr
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
From Harvard FML user Anonymous
I have to wake up at 5:30 every day this summer. I’m looking forward to school so I can get some sleep. Oh, and I’m taking six classes. FML.
From Harvard FML user Anonymous
I’ve resolved to leave off smoking while I’m home. Unfortunately I’ve been chewing so much gum to cope with this that my parents think I’ve been smoking anyway and that I’m trying to cover up my breath. FML
From Harvard FML user Anonymous
Freshmen know where they’re living in the fall, but as a sophomore, I’m still in the dark. Just tell me already! FML.
From Harvard FML user Anonymous
I will not resort to stalking future freshmen; I will not resort to stalking future freshmen; I will not resort to stalking future freshmen… FML
From FMyLife user Kimay
Today, I was smoking in my room with the door locked when someone tried to open the door. I went into a panic, and threw away the cigarette. I opened the door, and my Aunt asked why it was locked. I was so nervous and didn't want to get busted that I said I was masturbating. FML
From FMyLife user kenurg
Today, my dad found out I'm on a dating website. The same one he's on. FML
From Yale FML user Anonymous
Four years at a big state school, I didn’t get any action (excluding the stuff at bars), let alone a girlfriend. Now, I am coming to Yale for grad school without much expectation. MLIA
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Finally got home from my IIP internship… only to be stranded at the airport for hours because my parents forgot about me. Oh, and it’s also my birthday. FMLFMLFML
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