From FMyLife user misunderstood
Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, while shopping at a department store, a lady came up to me and said very slowly "do-you-need-help?" I'm a paraplegic, not mentally handicapped. FML
From FMyLife user ohmydog
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML
From FMyLife user kaytay2469
Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
From FMyLife user whyamiwithyou
Today, I found out my boyfriend went to a party, without me. I had planned a surprise get together with his best friend, who is on leave from the army. He told me he was busy taking care of his parents, who had food poisoning. I found out he was lying when he called me to bail him out of jail. FML
From FMyLife user jentea
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
From FMyLife user Anonymous
Today, I found out my mum has been wearing my underwear. When I confronted her about it, she shrugged and said "I'm not stopping." FML
From FMyLife user ow
Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML
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