From Princeton FML user Anonymous
The listed side effect of the medication I was prescribed after a recent medical procedure was just light nausea. Instead, I shat myself. Thankfully not in public, but still, FML
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
There’s now an official Princeton app on the iPhone App Store! Why no official announcement though? MLIConfused
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
After two years of wasting my life away waiting for train after train every single week, I am finally getting a a car. Screw you, NJ Transit! MLIAwesome
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
As an incoming junior, I find myself relishing the nervousness of pre-frosh, even though I know this is both cruel and hypocritical. MLIA
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I’ve that heard it’s a little scary to be a freshman girl at Princeton who attended an all-girls school. Especially at night. MLIFreakedOut
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Relishing my dwindling days of being provided with awesome toilet paper. For now, MLIG
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
After eight months abroad, I’m back in the United States of America. MLIG!
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
Bush, Clinton, and Obama are responsible for how many human casualties? And yet all people want to lynch is some teenage puppy-drowner. For totally missing the big picture, FTLs
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
I keep telling myself that things will be better when I get back into my routine, but in the meantime, I sit on my butt at home and do nothing. Unfortunately, I know that in a month, I’ll be dying for lazy summer days. MLIParadoxical
From Princeton FML user Anonymous
My parents finally found out about my social drinking at college, and surprisingly decided to subsidize it for the upcoming semester. MLIG!
…And then I woke up. FMLFMLFML
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